Some old ones but some good ones !! LOL Sunday 17h00 !!

) You can’t spell LiverpoOL with out LOL. You can’t spell Balloon with out LOL either.

2) Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool?
Because if it walked it would be mugged.

3) Manchester United MUTV,
Arsenal Arsenal TV,
Chelsea Chelsea TV
Liverpool History Channel

4) What’s the difference between a Liverpool fan and a broken clock?
Even a broken clock is right twice a day!

5) If you see a Liverpool fan on a bike, why should you never swerve to hit him… ?
It might be your bike…

6) What did Gerrard do when he won the Premier League?
Turned off his PlayStation.

7) Whats the similarity between Liverpool and a 3-pin-plug?
They’re both USELESS in Europe!!

8.) Rafa: Our new winger cost us 5 million. i call him our wonder player.
Fergie: Why is that?
Rafa: Every time i see him play, i wonder why i bothered to buy him.

9) The players from Liverpool FC visited the local Children’s Hospital in Liverpool . “It’s nice to be able to put a smile on the faces of those less fortunate than ourselves who are facing an uncertain future at the moment” said James Wilson aged 9 from Kirby Liverpool !!!!!!!

10) What kind of ships don’t go to Liverpool????
Premierships